Scientists research questions few would ask
The proliferation of scientific journals and meetings makes it possible to publish or present papers whose conclusion inspires less “Wow! Who would have guessed?” and more “For this you got a Ph.D.?”
This is based on a sign seen on the milk aisle of the local supermarket. Search the web for “organic milk shortage” for more information.
There is turmoil in the galaxy. The limited supply of organic milk is insuficient for the growing needs of the Republic. More organic farms are desperately needed. Hoping to settle the conflict, the chancellor has dispatched Jedi Knights to speed up the lengthy certification process. . . .
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Inorganic milk is taking over, lead by the mysterious Count Hood. The senate is voting to create a GRAND HERD OF CLONED ORGANIC COWS, based on Babe Fett from the remote Vermont system. . . .
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