Scientists research questions few would ask
The proliferation of scientific journals and meetings makes it possible to publish or present papers whose conclusion inspires less “Wow! Who would have guessed?” and more “For this you got a Ph.D.?”
This is based on a sign seen on the milk aisle of the local supermarket. Search the web for “organic milk shortage” for more information.
There is turmoil in the galaxy. The limited supply of organic milk is insuficient for the growing needs of the Republic. More organic farms are desperately needed. Hoping to settle the conflict, the chancellor has dispatched Jedi Knights to speed up the lengthy certification process. . . .
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Inorganic milk is taking over, lead by the mysterious Count Hood. The senate is voting to create a GRAND HERD OF CLONED ORGANIC COWS, based on Babe Fett from the remote Vermont system. . . .
Today Fabiola and I ran the 4-mile Guilford Savings Bank Run. I did 39:52 and Fabiola did 40:16.
It was raining a bit during the race, but we survived. What was a nasty surprise was that the flyer said that the course was “flat and easy", but in reality it had quite a few slopes…
This Spring we decided to plant some strawberries. Fabiola just put them in a pot in the garden a week ago. A couple of days after planting them, Fabiola noticed that there was a hole in the dirt and the plants had been moved. We suspected that it had been a squirrel, because sometimes they like to eat the plants and dig around. When Fabiola started putting the plants back in place, she noticed a strange solid object buried in the pot. At first, she thought it was some sort of plastic toy; however, upon further inspection she noticed that it was a chocolate Easter Bunny! Perhaps this squirrel, racoon or whatever decided to save its dessert for later! But some of our friends came up with the theory that I did it because I wanted the plants to give chocolate-covered strawberries…
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